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Mariah Yeater insists her baby is Justin Bieber’s love child after a backstage quickie last year…it makes unbearable noises, looks four months old and can’t string a comprehendable sentence together…and as for the baby, well.

Mark Fillingham

6 months ago

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Westlife have split up. Steps have reformed. Oh life, whenever you Lift Me Up, you always spring a Tragedy…

Mark Fillingham

6 months ago

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TOWIE star Chloe Sims says she’d be more confident if she had a bum like Nicki Minaj…personally, I don’t think a black arse would suit her.

Mark Fillingham

6 months ago

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Tulisa from the X-Factor has set her sights on a Number One later this year…I have no idea how she can hold it in for so long.

Mark Fillingham

7 months ago

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I sometimes feel like I’m ageing prematurely. I can’t explain it. It’s a kind of grey area…

Mark Fillingham

7 months ago

Steven Seagal must be relieved they got the right man…

7 months ago

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Boxing champ Amir Khan plans to pop the question to a girl he’s met just four times in six months…it’s thought he’ll propose some time in June…during their fifth date.

Mark Fillingham

7 months ago

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American Wesley Warren Jnr needs a $1million operation to remove a growth on his seven stone testicles…if he’s let them get that big, surely he hasn’t got the balls to go through with it?

Mark Fillingham

7 months ago

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A man’s beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex…which is why married men always appear clean shaven.

Mark Fillingham

7 months ago

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Hackers have put hardcore porn on Sesame Street’s Youtube channel causing a massive uproar…I personally don’t see what all the fuss is about…I’ve owned the video “Big Bird’s Getting It On ” for almost three decades.

Mark Fillingham

7 months ago

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Over 1000 birds a year die from smashing into windows…which is just another sad statistic about the booze culture in Britain.

Mark Fillingham

7 months ago

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The X-Factor’s Johnny Robinson was this week rushed to hospital after finding a lump which turned out to be an insect bite…and he plans to sing an ABBA song this week…does that make him a drag, drama and dancing queen?

Mark Fillingham

7 months ago

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There is a town in Pennsylvania named Intercourse…there’s also a gate on the way in where you’re invited to come inside.

Mark Fillingham

7 months ago

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The penalty for being caught masturbating in Indonesia is decapitation…fortunately for the ladies and gentlemen of Indonesia, unconsentual sex is considered a legal high.

Mark Fillingham

7 months ago

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An Italian magazine has sparked controversy by featuring Amanda Knox in a special edition and giving away a free knife with every copy…which is kind of like featuring a special edition on patio paving and giving away a free Fred West action figure.

Mark Fillingham

7 months ago

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Mariah Yeater insists her baby is Justin Bieber’s love child after a backstage quickie last year…it makes unbearable noises, looks four months old and can’t string a comprehendable sentence together…and as for the baby, well.

Westlife have split up. Steps have reformed. Oh life, whenever you Lift Me Up, you always spring a Tragedy…

TOWIE star Chloe Sims says she’d be more confident if she had a bum like Nicki Minaj…personally, I don’t think a black arse would suit her.

Tulisa from the X-Factor has set her sights on a Number One later this year…I have no idea how she can hold it in for so long.

I sometimes feel like I’m ageing prematurely. I can’t explain it. It’s a kind of grey area…

Boxing champ Amir Khan plans to pop the question to a girl he’s met just four times in six months…it’s thought he’ll propose some time in June…during their fifth date.

American Wesley Warren Jnr needs a $1million operation to remove a growth on his seven stone testicles…if he’s let them get that big, surely he hasn’t got the balls to go through with it?

A man’s beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex…which is why married men always appear clean shaven.

Hackers have put hardcore porn on Sesame Street’s Youtube channel causing a massive uproar…I personally don’t see what all the fuss is about…I’ve owned the video “Big Bird’s Getting It On ” for almost three decades.

Over 1000 birds a year die from smashing into windows…which is just another sad statistic about the booze culture in Britain.

The X-Factor’s Johnny Robinson was this week rushed to hospital after finding a lump which turned out to be an insect bite…and he plans to sing an ABBA song this week…does that make him a drag, drama and dancing queen?

There is a town in Pennsylvania named Intercourse…there’s also a gate on the way in where you’re invited to come inside.

The penalty for being caught masturbating in Indonesia is decapitation…fortunately for the ladies and gentlemen of Indonesia, unconsentual sex is considered a legal high.

An Italian magazine has sparked controversy by featuring Amanda Knox in a special edition and giving away a free knife with every copy…which is kind of like featuring a special edition on patio paving and giving away a free Fred West action figure.